My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

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Don’t just reblog, Follow for more Clean posts!

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i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

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you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

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my meals in the summer

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

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House In Janeanes | João Branco

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